1. twerkinbaby69:



    How to fuck with anime fans:

    Step 1) put a wig on your dog

    Step 2)

    :((( not cool

    Wow WTF

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  3. (Source: valkyrie-freyja, via iamcode)

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  6. When I start to develop a crush on someone

    (Source: mymy336, via iwannarideanelephant)

    Tagged #yeah

  8. nosdrinker:

    everyone who likes coconut water is lying

    (via ghost-al-qaeda)


  10. natemackinns:

    do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

    (Source: jordystaal, via shewiththedeadlybite)


  11. "

    1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

    2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

    3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

    5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

    6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

    7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

    9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up.

    10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon, let her.

    11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

    13. It’s always okay to cry.

    14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

    16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

    17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

    18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

    19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

    20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.


  12. molebucks:



    treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

    no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

    *4-second-long fart noise*

    (via iamcode)


  13. boo-tyluvr:

    If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

    (via brodieroset)

  14. theacademy:

    Yesterday on a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”, Harrison Ford answered the most controversial Star Wars question as if he had never stopped playing the role of Han Solo. 

    (via iamcode)